i need a toothbrush lyrics

by barbie6 Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:26 pm

I'm about to lose my teeth
I haven't brushed in a while
Cant even stand my smile
I need a toothbrush
Buy me a toothbrush
I need a toothbrush
To keep my teeth inside

I found a beanie laying on my box of tortollinis
I went to the dentist and they found 10 cavaties
I looked at my wrist and I found a shopping list
I made a big fist so I opened it up
So I found a toothbrush hangin' on the wall
At the supermarket there were lots of old people here
I wasn't gonna pay two dollars for a toothbrush
I threw it on the ground cuz my breath smelled bad
So I played patty-cake while on my coffe break
Milk is the magic that makes your teeth white
Forget about that toothpaste, I like to drink Sprite
I own a Justin Bieber, he made me a sandwich
That's what I'm talkin 'bout Colby's got a little twitch
But that's OK I cant find my way out. of this supermarket
I think I'm really lost and I'm about to wet my pants

I'm about to lose my teeth
I haven't brushed in a while
Cant even stand my smile
I need a toothbrush
Buy me a toothbrush
I need a toothbrush
To keep my teeth inside

A roll of toilet paper is equal to my toothbrush
I aint got the paper if you know what I mean
I talk to my friends and they all walk away
Two weeks without a brush may be the reason
they don't talk to me anymore
My grandma calls me Mia Moore
Wearin these new fancy shoes while ridin' my skateboard
Makes all the Kangaroos in the world look really bored
I found a extention cord and plugged it into a wall
I got electrecuted, I knew this would happen
Im a board with no luck, a fish with no duck
Toothpaste in your eye sometimes makes you cry
A dead lemon tree can only be a sign that you cant trust bees
They come before the C's but after the A's in the american alphabet
I aint a brunette but I certainly sweat my head off
when I play my drumset to a Beyonce song

I'm about to lose my teeth
I haven't brushed in a while
Cant even stand my smile
I need a toothbrush
Buy me a toothbrush
I need a toothbrush
To keep my teeth inside

I'm about to lose my teeth
I haven't brushed in a while
Cant even stand my smile
I need a toothbrush
Buy me a toothbrush
I need a toothbrush
To keep my teeth inside

A little bro me feels like three minutes ago
but I still remember this brush like it was yesterday though
You walked in Oral-B the bristles of a queen
You were always so amazing girl you know what I mean
But now all I've got is an empty tube of paste
I spent my life on you my brush, man what a waste
But where are you now, now that you left me
Maybe you're just up cleaning another man's teeth
Man you're messed up but I still really need you back
I can't bear off to fight all this unrelectant dirty plaque
Man you're messed up but I still really need you back
So please if you hear me give me one more chance
Maybe I can impress you with a hot dance
Or maybe I'm just crazy with my lack of hyegine
Or maybe you met someone cooler know what I mean
BUt that's not fine with me cuz my teeth are green

I'm about to lose my teeth
I haven't brushed in a while
Cant even stand my smile
I need a toothbrush
Buy me a toothbrush
I need a toothbrush
To keep my teeth inside